~~~~~~ SPAMWAR II ~~~~~~~

*turns on hax*
SERVER Aoi Tsuki has been kicked from the server

SERVER Tree has been flood kicked (for 20 minutes)
SERVER Aoi has been kicked in the ass (for 20 minutes)

|TA| Pvt. Tree has joined Delta Team
*Tree kills Blitsin with old fashion saw throw*
SERVER |TA| Pvt. Tree is Godlike!
and now you know taz

*blitsin activates kamikaze mode and explodes tree to pieces*

*Tree turns on god mode*
SERVER Blitsin is struck by lightning for sinning
Blitsin dies

Tree loses all his leaves due to perpetual winter.
Tree cannot photosynthesize, and dies.

Hurrah for Ice Age!

*Stabs Taz with an icicle

*eats dead bodies and lives*
*throws mammoth tree at blitsin*

Tree, you are a producer in the food chain. One of the lowest of the low. You make your own food for you have no ability to do anything otherwise.

You are just there to be an energy provider for the herbivores, so they may provide energy for carnivores and omnivores when they have been consumed. And so on and so on.

Then of course, without your kind us greater species would have no means of survival do to the lack of calories in the food chain, thus causing mass extinction.....


Btw: The Mammoth and its brethren have died off. There is no possible way of bringing them back until one of today's earth's creatures evolve into a new species of mammoth.

And don't say time travel, that has not been constructed yet.

So with that: *burns tree's leaves with a hydromolecular heat cannon*

lol fail i'm not just a normal *a tree*
i'm TREE
also i'm 100% sure producers don't have to hunt down Taz s for food
The Mammoth has died but the Mammoth Tree is a distant cousin that survived
*Mammoth Tree eats Taz*
*Eats heat cannon and bends time continuum and kills taz when he was respawned by his mother with alot of lead bricks*

BUT! Producers do need sunlight to produce food and constant supplies of water to keep them able to use the process they need to do so!

And mammoth's ancestors have survived yes, but the general species itself has not. And a mammoth tree, to this day, is physicaly impossible. It couldnt indigest food. So you can not eat me.


And the rest of your answer is impossible so it didnt effect me, it was just words.

*nails tree's roots into the ground then swings at tree with a baseball bat*

obviously i am not a producer
the mammoth tree is a giant tree usually hidden as a regular tree in forests.
impossible? NEVA
*kills Taz with by throwing a mammoth tree into taz*
*sets taz's spawn point on a very sharp and big spike*
*Taz has ceased to exist*
All further posts by taz cease

But you also ceased to exist for i threw you into a never ending black hole of despair..

So this conversation was never meant to be?

And so you are saying that you are a complex organism with the title of a self-producing less complex organism to give away the effect that you are harmless?

Clever.


Now if i declare you a impossible thing, does that mean the conversation we have here...ceased to exist?

Yes. It does. Goodbye tree ;D

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Ignore at all costs!
Cost:$50

the conversation once existed in the future but was erased in the past
thus tree wins and all others are confused at how this makes sense

*BlitSin has the most posts in the forum. he wins hands down

lawl think again blit

i obviously have won

because i'm the only one that has actually used spam in a spamwar

so i win and you gus lose

Oh you're cool.

ikr

Guess everyone caught on.
Someone has to take the fall here.
FOR THE CAUSE!