A Trenchwars story.

A frequent mental conversation I undergo when I'm stuck on a crappy team.

No, moron, your K/D DOES NOT MATTER! STOP trying to save yourself, START trying to save that bunker! GET OUT of the med trench already! YES, there's a LAWyer in there. NO, you shouldn't wait for his team to show up. Someone has to go through that door, someone has to catch that LAW. DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF? Guess so. Fwoosh-kaboom-splat. Alright, see, now he's reloading. No, don't head for the med trench, get that bunker before his team shows up. Moron. Now we're both dead. Don't you dare spawn with the sniper. They're spraying, the bink will-- Don't you dare! Dammit, moron, it's a damn game, you're going to die, stop worrying about your K/D and worry about your teammates. YES, THERE'S A SNIPER UP THERE. GET OUT THERE ANYWAYS, someone has to catch the first shot so we can all move up! MUST I REALLY DO THIS MYSELF?

You should just accept that there's no one on your team but you. That way, when you play with a decent team you'll be pleasantly surprised every time.

Haha, so true...

Come to think of it, why not post a list of what team members should avoid doing in the private tactics section

lol, this was recently eh?

hm? in-game?

i think i can remember a certain game when i felt the same way...
can't we all?

yeah we all can and i tell you guys its annoying as hell but yes we all can

o and especially when its late at night and you tired but yet ppl insist on doing it lol

yupppppers.

-OR-

...just learn how to become godlike.

I held off 3 snipers once when I was sniping. The reason I was able to do that was cuz they had no teamwork (all three camping on top of each other, so I got some double kills with one shot...)

Yeah, that's a lot of fun. I usually take care of those campers by law and a nade or two... easy

educating rugering works just as well. =P

no if they are camping thats hwere i go with the mnin and spray rush workds everytime and when i get close enuff i nade them and try and get it there

I guess we've all come up with our own ways to deal with well camped players..

Camp still sux balls though.
By the time you realze that the other person is camping, you die a few times. Then, the camper says to you (if its 1v1) "I deserve to get into you clan, etc, **whine**, **brag**"

But the other way is to out-camp him =P

Or even another way is to just out dodge. Put some random flips into your walk. They'll miss. You advance. You throw a nade. Omg, you have just killed a camper.

The problem with 1v1 is that they are extremely skewed in favor of campers and pretty much any 1 hit kill weapon.

If Anendor's and my idea for promotion based on 1v1 came through, I now realize that it would have been very inaccurate.

I think for the applying players, we should casually include them in a 3v3 TA game, and see how they perform with a team, and against a team. It would be a more realistic way to predict their performance in a scrim.

I propose this idea as a suggestion to the generals whenever they feel a little iffy about the skill of an applicant.