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A tree
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|  Subject: ~~~~~~ SPAMWAR III ~~~~~~~ Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:26 pm | |
| Look tree wins again.
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Tree 650 0
Everyone else 0 650 | |
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BlitSin
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| | Subject: Re: ~~~~~~ SPAMWAR III ~~~~~~~ Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:49 pm | |
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A tree
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| | Subject: Re: ~~~~~~ SPAMWAR III ~~~~~~~ Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:42 pm | |
| failed as properties of apocalypse bomb says 1227 is teh fail | |
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BlitSin
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| | Subject: Re: ~~~~~~ SPAMWAR III ~~~~~~~ Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:43 pm | |
| Takes a flamer and burns tree's leaves. | |
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A tree
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| | Subject: Re: ~~~~~~ SPAMWAR III ~~~~~~~ Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:17 pm | |
| as i've stated many times
Tree is 100% fire proof with a 10 year 60000 mile warranty
This Tree is not your average tree, this is Tree
Tree is 100% protected from anything, exceptions include bullets, gravity, and big missiles.
Tree will eat all your flamers.
Tree has just eaten your flamer and burped a explosion of fire on you.
The fire is super effective.
Tree wins and eats your body.
Tree starts with a T
The Tree is aggressive against Blitsin, keep away from your Blitsins. | |
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BlitSin
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| | Subject: Re: ~~~~~~ SPAMWAR III ~~~~~~~ Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:15 pm | |
| *Cycles gravity on and off. Tree floats and subsequently smashes to branches and bits on the ground, and oozes sap. | |
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A tree
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| | Subject: Re: ~~~~~~ SPAMWAR III ~~~~~~~ Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:38 pm | |
| *turns gravity back and floats to ground.* *runs in bunker and plays with gravity while blit is outside* | |
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BlitSin
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| | Subject: Re: ~~~~~~ SPAMWAR III ~~~~~~~ Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:37 pm | |
| *poly glitches nade into bunker poly. Tree kills himself due to the explosion. | |
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A tree
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| | Subject: Re: ~~~~~~ SPAMWAR III ~~~~~~~ Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:37 pm | |
| BUT LOOK *Soldat glitches and Tree respawns where nade hit* *Throws a truck at Blitsin, Truck hits Blitsin, Tree throws a duck at Blitsin. Blitsin faints from duck* | |
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BlitSin
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| | Subject: Re: ~~~~~~ SPAMWAR III ~~~~~~~ Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:19 am | |
| *throws flamer at tree.
Everyone knows that flamers cannot be dropped or thrown. Tree laughs at this impossibility. It (Tree is not a he/she; Tree is an it) chokes on its own spit/sap. Since BlitSin is ChuckNorrisReincarnate, he throws flamer at tree and Tree is severely dented, while choking. | |
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A tree
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| | Subject: Re: ~~~~~~ SPAMWAR III ~~~~~~~ Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:46 pm | |
| since they can't be thrown they are stuck to your arms. i also mentioned i eat flamers
*bites flamer and takes off Blitsin's arms at the same time.*
Blitsin has commited a impossibility
Blitsin has been roundhouse kicked out of server by admin | |
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BlitSin
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| | Subject: Re: ~~~~~~ SPAMWAR III ~~~~~~~ Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:34 pm | |
| some1 else reply b4 i lose! | |
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A tree
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| | Subject: Re: ~~~~~~ SPAMWAR III ~~~~~~~ Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:08 am | |
| OMNOMNOMNOM
*eats blitsin* | |
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BlitSin
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| | Subject: Re: ~~~~~~ SPAMWAR III ~~~~~~~ Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:15 pm | |
| Ahhhhhhhh
*Scream makes tree's leaves fall off. | |
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A tree
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| | Subject: Re: ~~~~~~ SPAMWAR III ~~~~~~~ Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:07 pm | |
| *leaves fall off and cut Blitsin up with their leafy green blades of death* | |
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Kharn!
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| | Subject: Re: ~~~~~~ SPAMWAR III ~~~~~~~ Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:19 am | |
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BlitSin
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| | Subject: Re: ~~~~~~ SPAMWAR III ~~~~~~~ Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:56 pm | |
| *Bleeds salty blood over tree, and tree becomes dessicated. He breaks up into tiny little pieces | |
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| | Subject: Re: ~~~~~~ SPAMWAR III ~~~~~~~ Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:14 pm | |
| *tiny pieces cut Blitsin up even more* | |
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BlitSin
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| | Subject: Re: ~~~~~~ SPAMWAR III ~~~~~~~ Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:46 pm | |
| *gets paper cuts all over skin. Gives AIDS to tree from a tree-whore. | |
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A tree
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| | Subject: Re: ~~~~~~ SPAMWAR III ~~~~~~~ Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:23 pm | |
| Tree already has AIDS
AIDS HAS NO EFFECT!
*tree gives aids to Blitsin old fashion way* | |
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Kharn!
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| | Subject: Re: ~~~~~~ SPAMWAR III ~~~~~~~ Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:41 pm | |
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BlitSin
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| | Subject: Re: ~~~~~~ SPAMWAR III ~~~~~~~ Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:39 pm | |
| **Blitsin cracks/cuts off tree's "genitalia" the old fashioned slow way with a handsaw. | |
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Kharn!
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| | Subject: Re: ~~~~~~ SPAMWAR III ~~~~~~~ Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:33 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: ~~~~~~ SPAMWAR III ~~~~~~~ Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:14 am | |
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Kharn!
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| | Subject: Re: ~~~~~~ SPAMWAR III ~~~~~~~ Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:44 am | |
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